Monday, 31 December 2012


It was Christmas eve, a couple were doing some last minute shopping in London and the husband disappeared, worried the woman phones his mobile, `Where are you?` she says,  in a calm voice, he replied, `Darling, do you remember that jewellery shop we found five years ago, and you fell in love with that beautiful diamond necklace with the ruby in the centre that we could not afford, and I said one day I would buy it for you?` `Yes I do John!` she said, her heart beating faster at his words, tears filled her eyes.
Well I`m in the pub next door to that.

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